Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Jejemon Invasion!

Jejemons (according to Urban Dictionary)

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, Jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.

On AIM or YM:

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!


You: Huh?


miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!


You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!


miszMaldiTahh111: T_T


Even Presidential Candidate Gilbert "Gibo" Teodoro Jr. in this picture doesn't like Jejemons!


The Anti-Jeje Party (a political ad spoof)

Manny Villar - Scroll (Political ad spoof) 

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12 comments:

  1. Walang lugar sa FB ang Jejemons!

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  2. http://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100422210823AAsB68w

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  3. Sagot sa pag-unlad ng bayan, PATAYIN ANG MGA JEJEMON.

    1. Masosolusyonan ang problema sa populasyon.
    2. Mababayaran ang foreign debt sa pagbebenta ng laman loob ng mga jejemon sa foreign market.
    3. Ang mga natitirang buhay na jejemon ay maaaring ibenta sa ibang bansa bilang mga alipin. Pandagdag sa kaban ng bayan.
    4. Ang labi ng mga jejemon ay maaaring ibaon sa lupa para maging pataba sa lupa.
    5. Bababa ang crime rate pag wala nang jejemon.

    So What are you waiting for? Kill a jejemon today!

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  4. jejemons...mejo corny pero nakakatuwa..

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  5. ang kulit! HAHA. :))

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  6. TAhahaha...
    ang culit ng mga jejemons..

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  7. sikat na talaga ang mga Jejemon ngayon. May sariling site pa sila sa http://www.jejemon.com

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