Jejemons featured on SAKSI

Michael Fajatin tells you what a Jejemon is in his report on Saksi.

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Jejebusters

JEJEBUSTERS

-  group of internet grammar vigilantes, typically Filipinos, dedicating their internet lives towards the eradication of jejetyping and jejemon existence. Having dangerous links to the grammar nazi, jejebusters enjoy humiliating a jejemon by posting his/her profile on a social networking site, while everyone on the internet laughs, causing unwarranted embarrassment towards the individual caught jejetyping.

Hey jejebusters! I caught another jejemon! LOL, so funny!

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Jejemitis

JEJEMITIS
noun. A infectious disease caused by the jejevirus. The disease is contagious. People with low IQ's and have poor skills in spelling are the most susceptible group. This disease is already endemic in some social networks such as friendster. The disease currently spreading to other social networks such as Facebook. Unless stopped, this disease will attain the status of Social Network Pandemic. People with the disease are called jejemons.


Symptoms include:

1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend


WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.

Cure: Dictionary

Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of the disease.

hoLY **** p0wh. mEron na AQnG jEJemItis. jeje

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A Jejemon's Suicide note

This is the translation (In Filipino)

Bhe ko,


Sorry kasi iiwan na kita sa mundo...Mahal naman kita eh, kaso, hindi ko kaya na laging pangalawa na lang ako sa puso mo... at least sa langit nakikita kita sa lahat ng oras.


Salamat sa time mo bhe, mahal kita kahit ako ang laging nagpaparaya, ako ang nasasaktan, kasi, ganito ako magmahal eh! Di bale, magkikita pa naman tayong dalawa.


Masakit na mas pinili mo ang DOTA kaysa sa akin...mas masaya ka pag kasama mo ang mga friends mo...masakit sa lahat, dineny mo ako sa harap nila. So, it's better to say goodbye na lang. I love you!

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Jejemon Invasion!

Jejemons (according to Urban Dictionary)

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, Jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.

On AIM or YM:

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!


You: Huh?


miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!


You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!


miszMaldiTahh111: T_T

Even Presidential Candidate Gilbert "Gibo" Teodoro Jr. in this picture doesn't like Jejemons!

The Anti-Jeje Party (a political ad spoof)

Manny Villar - Scroll (Political ad spoof) 

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