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Jejebusters

JEJEBUSTERS

-  group of internet grammar vigilantes, typically Filipinos, dedicating their internet lives towards the eradication of jejetyping and jejemon existence. Having dangerous links to the grammar nazi, jejebusters enjoy humiliating a jejemon by posting his/her profile on a social networking site, while everyone on the internet laughs, causing unwarranted embarrassment towards the individual caught jejetyping.

Hey jejebusters! I caught another jejemon! LOL, so funny!

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Jejemitis

JEJEMITIS
noun. A infectious disease caused by the jejevirus. The disease is contagious. People with low IQ's and have poor skills in spelling are the most susceptible group. This disease is already endemic in some social networks such as friendster. The disease currently spreading to other social networks such as Facebook. Unless stopped, this disease will attain the status of Social Network Pandemic. People with the disease are called jejemons.


Symptoms include:

1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend


WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.

Cure: Dictionary

Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of the disease.

hoLY **** p0wh. mEron na AQnG jEJemItis. jeje

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A Jejemon's Suicide note

This is the translation (In Filipino)

Bhe ko,


Sorry kasi iiwan na kita sa mundo...Mahal naman kita eh, kaso, hindi ko kaya na laging pangalawa na lang ako sa puso mo... at least sa langit nakikita kita sa lahat ng oras.


Salamat sa time mo bhe, mahal kita kahit ako ang laging nagpaparaya, ako ang nasasaktan, kasi, ganito ako magmahal eh! Di bale, magkikita pa naman tayong dalawa.


Masakit na mas pinili mo ang DOTA kaysa sa akin...mas masaya ka pag kasama mo ang mga friends mo...masakit sa lahat, dineny mo ako sa harap nila. So, it's better to say goodbye na lang. I love you!

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Jejemon Invasion!

Jejemons (according to Urban Dictionary)

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, Jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.

On AIM or YM:

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!


You: Huh?


miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!


You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!


miszMaldiTahh111: T_T

Even Presidential Candidate Gilbert "Gibo" Teodoro Jr. in this picture doesn't like Jejemons!

The Anti-Jeje Party (a political ad spoof)

Manny Villar - Scroll (Political ad spoof) 

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Fan Page : Who's Got the Highest Hate Pages Fan Count

Diz iz it Haters rule the HATE PAGES of FaceBook!

'DIZ IZ IT!' by GMA-7, SECOND-RATE, TRYING-HARD, COPYCAT - 14, 612

Landi mo, Tricia Santos! Suntukan!! - 6, 250

I HATE TRICIA SANTOS ANG LANDI - 4, 405

anti TRICIA SANTOS of PBB teen clash of 2010 - 4, 219

PINOY PARAZZI (LARAWAN NG PANINIRA) - alam niyo ba ang salitang RESPETO? - 1, 649

PERYA PILIPINAS!! (WE DO NOT LIKE PARTY PILIPINAS, CHEAP) - 1, 189

Party Pilipinas alyas Pirate Pilipinas namimirata ng ASAP Talents - 362

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My Right to Vote is NOT for Sale!

Habang papalapit ang 2010 national elections, samu't saring mga grupo, kilusan at kawsa ang namamayagpag sa ere ng opinyon publiko. Lahat sila'y pilit humahatak ng pansin at suporta..... Lahat sila'y para 'sa pagpabagong anyo ng lipunang Pilipino".

Subalit, masarap man pakinggan ang lahat na mga kawsa na 'yan ---noon pa man napakinggan na natin ang mga 'yan, pero pagdating ng aktwal na halalan, ang nangingibabaw pa rin ay armas, pera at lahat na uri ng pangga-gantso sa mga botante.

Sa pamamagitan ng GRUPO na ito --anumang grupo o sinuman ang inyong mga kandidato, lahat tayo'y mga Pilipino pa rin na kinakailangang MAGKAISA at manindigan na may prinsipyo at dangal. Taas noong isigaw natin "My Right to Vote is NOT for Sale!"

Sa GRUPO na ito maaring kayong mag-post ng kahit anong promotion ng inyong grupo (sa wikang filipino, english o anumang lenggwaheng pinoy) lamang magkaunawaan tayo sa adhikaing isulong ang demokratikong adhikain ng sambayanang Pilipino!

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FAN PAGES : TURN FACEBOOK PINK FOR A DAY TO RAISE BREAST CANCER AWARENESS

TURN FACEBOOK PINK FOR A DAY TO RAISE BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

1,000,000 members and facebook will turn pink to support those who suffer from breast cancer for one day !

This is the link

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Anti-Tricia Santos

I was about to search for TRICIA SANTOS of Pinoy Big Brother Teen Clash of 2010 when I saw this suggestions.

Many of Pinoy Big Brother followers were just so surprised to what's Tricia is doing inside the Big Brother House. But I will still give her the benefit of the doubt. Well see...

What can you say about Tricia?

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Vice presidential candidate Fernando wins Facebook online elections again

Former MMDA Chairman and Bagumbayan vice presidential candidate Bayani Fernando has been consistently topping the weekly online mock elections in Facebook, a popular social-networking site in the Philippines.

In the latest two-week poll done by the Facebook Election 2010 Application, which was held from March 18 to April 1, Fernando led all vice presidential candidates with 45 percent of the votes cast, followed by Perfecto Yasay with 25 percent and Mar Roxas a far third with 13 percent.

The previous online weekly election rounds also saw Fernando leading his rivals in the top spot. Bimbo Cabochan, Internet marketing

campaign expert and Fernando’s new media head, welcomed the overwhelming support from the online sector, saying, “BF is very happy with the news. This just confirms that more and more voters are now thinking and basing their decisions on track record. We’ve always been hopeful of the online community since most Internet users are opinion leaders and they cannot be swayed by gimmicks, surveys or heavy advertising.”

Meanwhile, Sen. Richard Gordon has also caught up with his presidential rivals in the same mock elections. For the first time in 14 rounds, Gordon led all candidates with 44 percent followed by Eddie Villanueva and Gilbert Teodoro with 27 percent and 19 percent, respectively. Noynoy Aquino placed fourth with 6 percent while Manny Villar landed on the fifth spot with only 2 percent of the votes.

In the senatorial race, Miriam Defensor-Santiago led all candidates with 48 percent of the voters choosing her. Rounding up the top 12 are Pia Cayetano, Bongbong Marcos, Franklin Drilon, Juan Ponce Enrile, Ralph Recto, Kata Inocencio, Alex Tinsay, Gilbert Remulla, Risa Hontiveros, Sonia Roco and Serge Osmeña.

A total of 5,019 unique ballots were counted for this poll. The Facebook Election 2010 Application allows supporters to vote only once every round to ensure data integrity. Facebook has an estimated number of 9.5 million active users in the Philippines with ages 18 years old and above.

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Facebook's Highest Variety Shows Fan Count

As of posting (April 12, 2010), who is the Pinoy Variety shows with the highest count of Facebook fan page?

SHOWTIME 442, 375

ASAP XV, 12, 917

WOWOWEE 9, 162

PARTY PILIPINAS 8, 523

EAT BULAGA 1, 536

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Facebook's Highest Loveteam Fan Count

As of posting, (April 11, 2010), here are the latest fan count for the following loveteams.

MELASON - 375,999 fans

DONGYAN - 12, 064

KIMERALD - 11, 166 fans

JOHNLLOYD&BEA - 4, 383

ALKRIS - 914 fans

SAPIERIANS - 528

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6 Career-Killing Facebook Mistakes

With more than 400 million active visitors, Facebook is arguably the most popular social networking site out there. And while the site is known for the casual social aspect, many users also use it as a professional networking tool. With that kind of reach, Facebook can be a valuable tool for connecting to former and current colleagues, clients and potential employers. In fact, surveys suggest that approximately 30% of employers are using Facebook to screen potential employees — even more than those who check LinkedIn, a strictly professional social networking site. Don't make these Facebook faux-pas — they might cost you a great opportunity.


1. Inappropriate Pictures

It may go without saying, but prospective employers or clients don't want to see pictures of you chugging a bottle of wine or dressed up for a night at the bar. Beyond the pictures you wouldn't want your grandparents to see, seemingly innocent pictures of your personal life will likely not help to support the persona you want to present in your professional life.

2. Complaining About Your Current Job

You've no doubt done this at least once. It could be a full note about how much you hate your office, or how incompetent your boss is, or it could be as innocent as a status update about how your coworker always shows up late. While everyone complains about work sometimes, doing so in a public forum where it can be found by others is not the best career move. Though it may seem innocent, it's not the kind of impression that sits well with a potential boss.

3. Posting Conflicting Information to Your Resume

If you say on your resume that your degree is from Harvard, but your Facebook profile says you went to UCLA, you're likely to be immediately cut from the interview list. Even if the conflict doesn't leave you looking better on your resume, disparities will make you look at worst like a liar, and at best careless.


4. Statuses You Wouldn't Want Your Boss to See

Everyone should know to avoid statuses like "Tom plans to call in sick tomorrow so he can get drunk on a Wednesday. Who cares that my big work project isn't done?" But you should also be aware of less flamboyant statuses like "Sarah is watching the gold medal hockey game online at her desk". Statuses that imply you are unreliable, deceitful, and basically anything that doesn't make you look as professional as you'd like, can seriously undermine your chances at landing that new job.


5. Not Understanding Your Security Settings

The security settings on Facebook have come a long way since the site started. It is now possible to customize lists of friends and decide what each list can and cannot see. However, many people do not fully understand these settings, or don't bother to check who has access to what. If you are going to use Facebook professionally, and even if you aren't, make sure you take the time to go through your privacy options. At the very least, your profile should be set so that people who are not your friend cannot see any of your pictures or information.

6. Losing by Association

You can't control what your friends post to your profile (although you can remove it once you see it), nor what they post to their own profiles or to those of mutual friends. If a potential client or employer sees those Friday night pictures your friend has tagged you in where he is falling down drunk, it reflects poorly on you, even if the picture of you is completely innocent. It's unfortunate, but we do judge others by the company they keep, at least to some extent. Take a look at everything connected to your profile, and keep an eye out for anything you wouldn't want to show your mother.

Facebook Can Help You Get Hired … or Fired

The best advice is to lock down your personal profile so that only friends you approve can see anything on that profile. Then, create a second, public profile on Facebook purely for professional use. This profile functions like an online resume, and should only contain information you'd be comfortable telling your potential employer face to face. Having a social networking profile is a good thing — it presents you as technologically and professionally savvy. Just make sure your profile is helping to present your best side — not the side that got drunk at your buddy's New Year's party.


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What an Overwhelming Welcome!

In just 5 hours since I opened this blog, I recieved 205 Unique and 551 Page Views.

Huwaw! It inspires me a lot to continue this blog.

Thanks to all!

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Who’s got the highest fan count?

As of posting, who is the Pinoy with the higest count of Facebook fan page?

Vice Ganda, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vice-Ganda/56771207447, 1,013,490;

Sen. Benigno Aquino, http://www.facebook.com/noynoy.aquino, 956,448;

Sen. Manuel Villar, http://www.facebook.com/mannyvillar, 922,164;

Kris Aquino,http://www.facebook.com/pages/KRIS-AQUINO-YAP/144395322898, 438,188;

Gilbert Teodoro, http://www.facebook.com/giboteodoro, 229,264;

Enchong Dee, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Enchong-Dee/, 180, 100

Anne Curtis, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Anne-Curtis/38270334750, 177,143;

Angel Locsin http://www.facebook.com/pages/Angel-Locsin/122338327152, 75,206;

Toni Gonzaga, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Toni-Gonzaga/60698162413, 63,627

Charice, http://www.facebook.com/Charice, 54,356.

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Fan Page : STOP Making NEW NURSES Work at Hospitals Without Pay!!!

To advocate for the rights of new nurses to be treated fairly.

Be a fan here

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Fan Page : Old Philippines

Old Philippines was created as a page for everyone who wishes to relive the excitement of the"Old Philippines." Your precious memories live on here...

Some of the images were taken about 110 years ago by photographers who went to the Philippines to cover the SPANISH-AMERICAN WAR and the PHILIPPINE-AMERICAN WAR that followed it.

Fortunately, the photographers got distracted by the local culture and peoples there, and spent more time capturing images of the civilians and Philippine ways of life than they did of the American Military and battles being waged.

I hope some of these photos are interesting and useful to those who know and love the Philippines.

Be a Fan of OLD PHILIPPINES here

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Facebook Fan Page Application Outreach

One of the major issues of online marketing was the sticking point of meeting. E-mail, banner ads, and social media marketing have the ability to reach huge volumes of users, but customary online marketing suffers from dismally low CTRs. Obviously, outreach isn’t everything, especially online where people simply ignore and click away from all the content that has to compete for their attention.

Are Facebook Fan Pages changing this for everyone?

Facebook Fan Pages are a business’ opportunity to present themselves online, access a loyal and interested Facebook fan base at a personal social level, and grow that Facebook fan base through long-term relationship building. Happy Facebook fans not only keep in touch and buy more, they also become powerful unofficial “brand ambassadors” for your company among their own friends: a most powerful marketing strategy, when considering studies that show the overwhelming influence that friends have on each others’ brand and product preferences.

Let’s briefly compare a Facebook Fan Page to a Facebook Group. Groups are visible only to members; they can blast messages to large numbers of people, but this can be annoying; judicious use of Facebook Fan Page status updates is far more effective. Groups have the advantage of the “invite all” feature for new members to invite their friends; while this can mean your group goes viral, it also means that most people will decline or drop the group after realizing that it isn’t relevant to them. Plus, it means that people are constantly bombarded irrelevant group invitations. For the selective word-of-mouth sharing of Facebook Fan Pages, desensitization isn’t an issue.

Notably, in a Facebook Fan Page, you have the ability to embed applications that can provide everything you or a fan could want – unlimited information displayed in any format, coupons, catalogs, contests, polls, chat rooms, free branded gifts, and many more, all while the page functions like a regular Facebook page. Providing actual value as (or through) apps gives your Facebook Fan Page the appeal of “something worth being a part of” – something that your fans are more likely than ever to actively recommend to their friends, while your brand image and reputation benefits.

There’s just one catch: You have to keep your fans happy. Learn the best practices, keep up the flow of valuable content, and don’t get too cavalier about social media, or it can go sour fast.

Too summarize: Despite missing out on the “blast” nature of older online marketing strategies, Fan Pages can more than compensate through encouraging engagement, building long-term relationships, and boosting brand reputation, all while interacting in a visible social setting and earning fans that add to your brand’s own army of personal word-of-mouth advocates.

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Why use a Facebook Fan Page?

If you’re one of the few who aren’t completely influenced that social media is value pursuing, there is already quite a lot of recognized evidence that indicates that successful use of social media does, indeed, make a huge variation for companies great or little. For example, www.engagementdb.com recently released their story on social media’s collision on revenue generation. Here’s a relevant part of Bill McCloskey’s (www.clickz.com) understanding of the report: “The world’s 100 most valuable brands were evaluated by how well they engage with their consumers using social media and how their engagement correlates with revenue. The report stated that [the eleven] companies with the highest level of social media activity increased revenue by 18 percent in the last 12 months, while companies that were the least active saw a 6 percent drop in sales.”

This only shows a association, but I think it’s safe suppose causality. The more proactively your company seeks to reach and connect users on social media, the more benefit you’ll be able to get from it. Social media is, without doubt, worth pursuing for the vast bulk of businesses, individuals, and organizations, especially when incorporated as a key element of an overall online marketing strategy.

Wait, the vast majority of businesses? Even those who can’t afford most other forms of advertising, and aren’t tech-savvy? Absolutely, if you’re talking about a Fan Page! Let’s break it down.

A Fan Page is your company’s presence on Facebook. It’s the commercial version of a personal profile page that establishes your company, celebrity image, product, or organization as a social entity, capable of reaching and engaging customers, both on Facebook and off. Personal social connectivity provides outreach, and endless possibilities for convenient content publishing and social interaction make effective and lasting engagement possible.

If “significant potential ROI” isn’t enough, here are some more specific advantages to starting your own Facebook Fan Page, in no particular order:

* It’s free.
* It’s flexible and customizable, and makes online branding easy.
* You don’t need to be a techie to make and use it. In fact, shops such as www.involvesocial.com provide and install extremely affordable and useful application suites for getting the most out of your Fan Page.
* It can act as either a central or a secondary element of your online marketing strategy; as a target destination, or as a funnel to direct traffic to your main website.
* It can expose a wide array of brand- and revenue-building applications and functions to your fans.

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